Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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