u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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