in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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