apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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