Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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