If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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