Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you mean i was at the winter classic?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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