It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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