Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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