I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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