I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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