You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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