I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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