Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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