Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
