I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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