i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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