why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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