i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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