How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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