How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize