So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
