I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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