Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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