Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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