we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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