Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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