Sponge bath it is.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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