ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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