It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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