i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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