No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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