I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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