when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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