How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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