Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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