Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Plan B is the new Plan A
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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