I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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