He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
