did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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