...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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