She is in my trunk
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize