your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
