I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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