I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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