No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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