the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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