I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Blow job season was short but glorious.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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