No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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