This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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