Say something about gay babies.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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