it wasn't lemon gatorade
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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