I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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