White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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