So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
