You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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