I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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